原来娼妓业是富国强兵之道, 文化艺术之摇篮,社会稳定之良药..

结果被我们伟大的毛主席一口否决了...

德国每年娼妓业营业额40亿马克

13亿中国人, 这一内需要是调动起来,

估计用不了几年GDP就赶上美国了..

尤其是当今金融危机, 房地产都要崩了....

我们中国经济是否该考虑异军突起呢......

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妓女，被称为一种妇女从事的“特种”行业，男人们蔑称为“鸡”，妓：左为女，右从支，在男人眼里，女人本来应该在家相夫教子的，但有一部分人出于不得已的理由青楼为妓，万人为夫，也算是妇女中的一个另类，一个分支吧。其实在母系氏族社会，女人都是万人为夫的，儿女“只知其母，不知其父”就是证明。只是那时候妇女当家作主，性的主动权也取决于女人，男人倒成了女人性的工具。到了父系氏族社会，男女地位发生巨大变化，性的决定权转而取决于男人，女人就成了男人性发泄的工具，被蔑称为“妓”。据说三皇五帝时就有妓女，最早的妓女叫洪涯妓。但在男人为主流的阶级社会里，妓女的命运完全取决于男人，在中国历史上，对妓女业发展进程有重大影响的也是三个男人：

第一个男人是春秋时期齐国的相国管仲。

他被称作妓女业的祖师爷、娼妓神、妓女的保护神、性产业化的鼻祖、中国设立“红灯区”第一人等，原因就在于他在齐国首次设立了“国家大妓院”，这是世界历史上有文字记载的第一次，在此之前，妓女一般以女奴的身份出现，在贵族地主家里陪吃，陪唱，陪睡，虽类似于现在起“三陪”作用的“二奶 ”、“三奶”、“N奶”，但身份地位卑下，称为“家妓”；君主的家里女奴更多，这是“官妓”，至于在街头营业的有组织的妓院则还没有。管仲的国家大妓院称为“女市”，里面的国家工作人员称为“女闾”，管仲在繁华的都城临淄试点开了7家官办的“女市”，其中每一市有“女闾”100人，共700人。管仲的国家大妓院起到了五方面的作用：一是增加了国家税收，管仲置女市收男子的钱入国库，即后世所谓“花粉税”、“花粉捐”，增加了国家收入；二是解决了大量女奴隶的就业问题；三是解决了许多男子无处发泄性欲的苦恼；四是吸引了爱金钱更爱美女的四方英雄来齐国发展；五是进一步规范了娱乐业的发展。齐国之所以能够富国强兵，成为春秋五霸之首，国家大妓院的建立功不可没。既然妓女正规化、合法化有这么多的好处，当时各国就纷纷效仿。妓女们第一次受法律保护，能够正当营业，也非常感谢管仲给她们提供的便利条件，所以称之为娼妓神也就不为之奇了，这个习惯一直影响了中国近三千年。

 

第二个男人是宋朝著名的大词人柳永。

他被妓女们称做“花间皇帝”，受妓女们的拥护和爱戴，上妓院不花钱也能寻欢作乐者，柳永是“前无古人，后无来者”的，其原因就在于他的 “词”好。妓女由纯卖“肉”到既卖“肉”又卖“艺”，柳永虽不是始做诵者，但一定是把妓女由纯操皮肉生涯的行尸走肉变成“高级妓女”、“艺术妓女”的导师，宋代自柳永以后，妓女业发展到了顶峰，以至于惊动了最高统治者皇帝：宋仁宗喜欢柳词，曾对柳永下旨：且去填词。于是柳永成为青楼专业的词作者，自称奉旨填词柳三变；宋徽宗后宫佳丽三千，却独被妓女李师师的风韵迷倒，原因并不在于李师师比后宫的佳丽更漂亮，而是她的“艺术”气质高于常人。柳永活着的时候，宋朝各大名城的歌女舞妓无一不是他的“粉丝”， “兰舟催发，执手相看泪眼，竟无语凝噎”、“衣带渐宽终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴”传遍神州大地。以至于“凡有井水处皆能歌柳词”，他每到一处都受到空前的欢迎，有人供他吃喝玩乐，填的词妓女乐师还会有“稿费”给他。柳永死的时候，卞京城的妓女们出钱为他大出殡，这是怎样的场面啊，全城的妓女停业为他送葬，花枝招展，哭声震天，数里可闻。就是皇帝驾崩，亲娘老子死了，也不会有这么宏大的场面。以后的每年清明节卞京城的妓女都要去给柳永扫墓，俗称“吊柳七”，竟形成了一种独特的风俗。所谓做一行精一行，行行出状元，做了妓女，在无奈中也是有追求的。那就是做全中国最出色的妓女，俗称“花魁”。“花魁”单靠脸蛋漂亮是不行的，需要的是内在的气质，是柳永给了妓女们“苦中的尊严”。

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 这里插入引用一下《“北大醉侠”孔庆东笑谈：青楼文化》中的一段话:

 “其实，青楼是文化艺术之乡。唐诗、宋词、元曲、明朝的小说，哪一样能离得开青楼？研究中国文化而企图绕开青楼，或者谈论青楼而不涉及文化，就如同入庙而不访僧，登舟而不问水，至少可说是三分迂阔也

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第三个男人是伟大领袖毛泽东。

这个一心把穷人从苦海中解救出来的活观音，对妓女的命运也是深表同情的。妓女中有因家庭条件贫困而自卖青楼的，有被土豪恶霸逼良为娼的，当然也有贪图享受不愿劳动而把卖淫当做致富手段的另类。新中国建立初期，毛泽东微服私访，曾亲眼看到一个老鸨追打妓女，他怒不可遏，当即命令卫士制止了老鸨的无耻行为，“谁家没有妻子姐妹，任尔等肆意胡为”，毛泽东决定消除这一社会毒瘤，下达了“新中国决不允许娼妓遍地，黑道横行，我们要把房子打扫干净”的命令。一夜之间，北京城224家妓院全部被封闭，随之展开全国性的解放妓女运动。不管妓女们愿意不愿意，不管嫖客们笑与哭，毛泽东用强硬的行政手段根除了风行中国五千多年历史的妓女现象。当有外国记者问时兼外交部长的周恩来总理“中国有没有妓女”时，周总理幽默地说：“有，在中国的台湾省”。

根据“有需要就是合理的”的这一理论，莫非妓女命不该绝？在台湾，妓女团体更是游行示威，呼吁让性工作合法，真是滑天下之大稽。她们的理由是“底层人民活不起、病不起、养不起、读不起、老不起，有很多底层妇女是靠着性工作勉强撑持家计的”。看来，是社会“不平等”造就了妓女，单单靠行政命令无法根除这一社会毒瘤，对妓女这一“洪水猛兽”，是大禹王的“疏”、还是禹王父的“堵”……社会期待着第“四”个影响妓女生存的男人！

越忙, 压力越大, 越是有欲望写流水帐.....

 

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1. You have one goal: be epic.
2. Let no sound be lonely. If there's a guitar solo, harmonize it. If there's singing, make it a choir.
3. Keyboards offer a way to add thousands of different textures to a song. Find two of those that you like and use them on every song you write.
4. In a power metal world, everything steel is good, and anything good must be compared to steel.
5. You are not bound to sing about Satan, evil, and/or darkness.
6. You are bound to sing about dragons, freedom, and/or power metal.
7. Remember how no sound should be alone? Same goes for albums. Everything can have a sequel!
8. You are allowed to be blonde.
9. Swords enhance your credibility and your performance. Be sure to carry one regardless of whether or not you know anything about using one.
10. Pick a theme and stick to it. Manowar are warriors of true metal, and they don't get to sing about anything else. Rhapsody has their Algalord chronicles. Hammerfall has their steel, hammers, and templar. Running Wild has pirates. Blind Guardian has Tolkein. None of them are allowed to sing about anything else.
11. If you have to sing about something else, put together a side project to do it. Avantasia is the perfect model.
12. Ballads are permissible.
13. That doesn't mean your ballads can suck.
14. The longer a song is, the more epic it is. See rule #1.
15. More solos means more epic.
16. If at all possible, be Michael Kiske.
17. If this is not possible, pretend to be Michael Kiske.
18. Your album cover should include at least one of the following: fire, steel, weird glowing magical items, irregularly muscular men, fists thrust into the air, weaponry, magic creatures (preferably dragons), or bright beams of light around somebody/something.
19. 'Grim' and 'necro' don't apply here; they just make you look silly. Now go back to singing your 20 minute epic about dragonslaying!
20. Power metal depends on power chords.
21. 16th notes are the only notes.
22. Unless you're singing, in which case you are not permitted to hold a note for any less than 2 bars.
23. Keyboards get solos, too.
24. If you can't be Michael Kiske, you can at least be Timo Tolkki.
25. Actually, don't be Timo Tolkki.
26. In case you didn't know, "symphonic" is synonymous with "epic." See rule #1.
27. Just because 300 bands before you have already done "epic," there's always room for more.
28. Songs come in two tempos: metal and ballad.
29. You are officially the only group of people who can refer to themselves as 'mighty' without being laughed at. Much.
30. Audiences need to be able to sing along. Make it catchy.
31. Sing in English, even though your fan-base will be comprised entirely of Brazilians, Germans, Japanese, Swedes, and Finns. See rule #30: if it's not catchy, it's harder to sing in a language that is not your first.
32. Play in as many bands as possible. More side projects and guest appearances means more epic!
33. Tight. Pants.
34. You don't have to detune your guitars.
35. Though you probably should drop them a half-step.
36. Unfortunately, you need at least two guitar players. How else are you going to have dueling guitar solos?
37. Keyboards may substitute for one guitar player, as long as they can solo.
38. Fortunately, you don't need a bass player! Or at least, you never have to use the same bassist twice.
39. Begin all songs with one big swelling chord on the keyboard.
40. Acoustic guitars are allowed. Sometimes.
41. It's not a tour, it's a crusade!
42. Layer your vocals, hundreds upon hundreds of times. Don't worry about them live.
43. Never use mundane words in your lyrics. Nothing is epic if you don't use words like "majesty," "glorious," "magical," and so on.
44. Wizards! You need wizards!
45. Although your costume does not require corpse paint, it will require a cape, lots of jewelry, and the aforementioned swords.
46. Unless you are Manowar, in which case you are too metal for clothing.
47. Come to think of it, don't be Manowar.
48. Wear armor if at all possible. Hammerfall can give you an idea of the variety of acceptable armors, ranging from leather to ring-mail.
49. Songs don't begin at full speed. Gradually work your way into an epic frenzy.
50. Hail true metal!
51. Acoustic guitars are for intros and bridges. Then crush them with steel.
52. Epic. Tight. Pants.
53. Higher vocals are epic vocals. Female lead singers are great for this.
54. So, male lead singes should sound like female singers. See rule #52.
55. True warriors can tell the difference between albums.
56. Concept albums are totally epic. Nobody will ever see it coming.
57. Liner notes must include pages of backstory, either of your epic saga of conquest over dragons and evil or of your epic battles with alcoholism while recording the album.
58. Drugs aren't metal.
59. Beer, however, can be served in all kinds of true metal ways.
60. "Flagons of ale." It's appropriate to your fantasy-riddled lyrics, and it almost looks like "dragons," so you score extra points.
61. Since you can't get away with grunts, growls, and other troll-like noises, you will have to sing.
62. Your accent will show as a consequence.
63. To compensate, sing about killing trolls. Preferably with the swords that you carry onstage.
64. More sequels = more epic. See rule #7.
65. Guest vocalists, guest guitarists, and any special appearances from outside your band will make your sound more epic, even if the track sounds just like all the other songs on the album with an extra solo.
666. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!!
67. Begin songs at half-tempo, and then, when listeners least expect it (i.e. at exactly the same time it happens in all your other songs) kick into full speed complete with double-bass and power chords.
68. Bass players: one note. Really fast.
69. But include one enormous crazy-ass bass fill before the chorus, even though the production will bury you so far in the mix that most people won't realize your band has a bass player.
70. Just because you don't play black metal doesn't mean you can't use Tolkein.
71. Whenever you short of ideas, pick up your Dungeons and Dragons books. You might as well be the first band to sing about owlbears.
72. Never leave Europe.
73. For purposes of rule #72, Japan may be counted as part of Europe.
74. Oh, and South America was colonized by Europeans, so it can count too.
75. Orchestras make a great addition to your album. Since you can't afford one, find a new patch on your keyboard.
76. If your live album does not have the crowd singing all the harmony parts for you, you aren't epic enough to justify a live album.
77. If you are European, use as many archaic English words in your lyrics as you can. Obfuscation is epic!
78. If you are South American, your lyrics should be closer to standard English, though nobody will ever read them.
79. If you are U.S. American, you probably aren't actually a power metal band. Sing about tanks, or something.
80. If you are Italian, write some lyrics in Latin. Your American fans won't be able to tell the difference between your Italian lyrics and your Latin ones, but Latin is epic.
81. Remember, shaving is epic, haircuts are not.
82. Entire albums must be recorded in the same key.
83. For that matter, entire careers may also be recorded in the same key.
84. Guitarists, remember: dun da-da dun da-da dun da-da…
85. Make your band logo very angular, but perfectly legible.
86. More than a logo, you need a mascot.
87. He need not be distinguishable from Eddie, but he does need to be on all your album covers.
88. At your first gig, if you feel a "rising force", do be sure not to get it all over your audience.
89. Record your best songs unplugged, and sell them as an EP.
90. Do not expect anyone to buy the EP.
91. Remember, power metal fans are not gay. They are just comfortable with their masculinity.
92. Sing along.
93. Don't get caught singing along.
94. Glitter is not epic.
95. Neither is body oil. See rule #47.
96. If you see a black metaller in the woods pretending to be a troll, see rule #9 and rule #63.
97. In your liner notes, thank everybody you toured with, even if they're Stratovarius.
98. Complain about Stratovarius constantly even though you've bought all their albums and listen to them more than anything else in your collection.
99. Power metal must be pure; do not mix it with other metal styles.
100. To repeat: be epic.
101. I ran out of funny things to say way back at rule #52, but any less than 101 rules would so not be epic.